Okay, this squeaking has been driving me bonko. It’s so loud it competes with my wokrout music. We’re talking seismic loudosity, here. So today the repair guy shows up. Nice guy, knows his stuff because all he does, all day every day, is go around assembling, fixing, and disassembling ellipticals and treadmills. I pick his brain while he works.

Which brands are trouble, I ask. Which are trouble-free? Does he own an elliptical, and if so which one? And so on. Continue reading